Archive for June 4th, 2009

Everybody Poops… Sometimes

I know, I know; the other day it was a post about toilet paper, and today it’s a post about… poop. What gives? I guess the weather is making me regress a couple decades to adolescence, or something. Anyway, while browsing through the newspaper this afternoon – um, wait, let’s try that again:

While conducting targeted open-source intelligence research this afternoon, I came across an interesting website created by the Minnesota Zoo – Can you identify what critter produced what land mine? Go ahead, you know you want to.

(And, just in case that wasn’t horrible enough, feel free to read up on everything you never wanted to know about pooping, or even look at pictures of, and rate, other people’s poo, too).

I mean, seriously, does one need any further proof that all hope for the human race is lost, when we’ve got websites where people are sharing their bowel movements with one another? Connoisseurs of pooping?

On a related note, there used to be some kind of spurious ISO rating system for poop floating around the internet, pun intended, but I can’t seem to find it anymore. I know I’ll probably come to regret this, but… anyone know what I’m talking about?

…everybody poops, sometimes;
Everybody tries. And everybody poops, sometimes.
Yeah, everybody poops, sometimes. So hold on, hold on,
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Everybody poops. You are not alone.

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