Archive for April 17th, 2007

Crazed Madman Instrument of Divine Justice

America’s most hateful person, Fred Phelps, has announced his plans to protest and picket at the funerals of Virginia Tech shooting victims. Phelps, of course, is the idiot who rose to infamy protesting the funerals of homosexuals, and later reached new heights of idiocy protesting at the funerals of dead American soldiers. Now, he’s decided that the men and women who died at Virginia Tech are not actually the victims of a lone, crazed madman – at least, not really. Rather, they’re the victims of divine retribution, as his announcement makes clear:

Your military chose to shoot at the servants of God today, and all they got for their effort was terror. Then, the LORD your God sent a crazed madman to shoot at your children. Was God asleep while this took place? Was He on vacation? Of course not. He willed this to happen to punish you for assailing His servants.

I’m not real clear on who those “servants of God” might have been, or what universe they were shot at in, or what color the sky is in Fred Phelps’ world. What is clear is that Fred Phelps – he who sees crazed madmen as instruments of divine justice – is (still) a raving lunatic, at least fifty percent more idiotic than Don Imus.

So… anyone have any idea who these “servants of God” are, or what the heck Phelps is going on about?

Published in: 'D' for 'Dumb', General | on April 17th, 2007 | Comments Off on Crazed Madman Instrument of Divine Justice