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Cats and the Holidays

Screw Bill O’Reilly; you know who the holiday season is really for?

Cats.

What other time of the year do they get big, climbable scratching posts with all kinds of neat toys hanging from them? What other time of the year do they get ribbons and bows and piles of crumpled paper to play with? What other time of the year do people cover their kitchen table in delectable bits of finger-food… and then retire to another room for hours on end?

Sure, you might think the holidays are all about crass commercialism and false piety, but no, my friend, the holidays were clearly created by our feline masters as something to liven up their otherwise dull and dreary winters.

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