Archive for December 6th, 2005

Fucking Christmas

Fuck Christmas. Spend money you can’t afford to buy people you don’t like crap they don’t need, and trade it for crap you don’t want. I hates it, Baggins, I hates it…

Published in: General | on December 6th, 2005 | Comments Off on Fucking Christmas

So This is (a Conservative) Christmas

It being John Lennon time of the year again, it seems appropriate to post a little ditty from Glen Beck:

So this is Christmas
Conservatives cry
Cause children are happy
And we want them to die

War mongering Christmas
We all had some fun
Bombing all the A-rabs
And starving their young

Conservative Christmas
Drive my SUV
Right over the homeless
Speed bump them with glee

Conservative Christmas
What a happy day
‘Cause we just stole 4 million
From your 401k’s

An intolerant Christmas
On the colored we spit
And beat them for crimes that
They did not commit

Conservative Christmas
Have a happy new year
Unless you’re a red man
Black, yellow or queer

There’s a new Christmas anthem
On this holiday
For all those who hate us
No matter what we say

A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay

A Conservative Christmas
And a write off next year
Pray for a bull market
And go kill a deer

We’re war mongers
Love no longer
White race stronger
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhh

Still one of my favourite Holiday Carols ever.

Published in: Geekiness, General | on December 6th, 2005 | Comments Off on So This is (a Conservative) Christmas