Archive for November 30th, 2005

Bill O’Reilly is Gay

It’s as good an explanation as any for why he’s no damned nuts. The way I see it, Billy’s a gay, S&M afficionado who likes being a bottom, but the big pustule on his ass – you know the one I’m talking about – makes it excruciatingly painful for him to take it up the bunghole. Like so many other self-loathing closet homosexuals, he became a Republican, and in perfect lockstep with the party pursues a course of action against gays and all those who support them.

We all hate in others what we fear most in ourselves, after all.

I really, really want on Bill’s enemy list, if you can’t tell.

Published in: General | on November 30th, 2005 | 1 Comment »