Archive for May 24th, 2005

Damn Republicans

To the tune of “Mrs. Robinson”…

And here’s to you, Damn Republicans,
Jesus hates you more than you can know, wo-wo-wo
God take you please, Damn Republicans,
Hell still has lots of space, they say, hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey

I’d like to smack right off your face that smile,
I’d like to sweep you off your shelf;
Look around you, all you have are damned unfounded lies
Do the smiling brownshirts make you feel at home?

And here’s to you, Damn Republicans,
Jesus hates you more than you can know, wo-wo-wo
God take you please, Damn Republicans,
Hell still has lots of space, they say, hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey

The extent of your misdeeds the world may never know,
you could not be gambling with higher stakes.
Dirty little secrets, damned Republican affairs.
Most of all, hide the falafel from the kids.

“F” you all too, Damn Republicans,
Jesus hates you more than you can know, wo-wo-wo
God take you please, Damn Republicans,
Hell still has lots of space, they say, hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey

Destruction of the whole world’s environment,
and you say “Golly gee, that’s great”,
lie about it, die about it
have you heard the news?
Every way we look at it, we lose.

Where have you gone, strong Democrats,
a nation turns it’s crying eyes to you, woo woo woo
What’s that you say, Mister Anchorman?
Opposition died and went away, hey hey hey, hey hey hey…

Published in: General | on May 24th, 2005 | Comments Off on Damn Republicans