Archive for May, 2005

Damn Republicans

To the tune of “Mrs. Robinson”…

And here’s to you, Damn Republicans,
Jesus hates you more than you can know, wo-wo-wo
God take you please, Damn Republicans,
Hell still has lots of space, they say, hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey

I’d like to smack right off your face that smile,
I’d like to sweep you off your shelf;
Look around you, all you have are damned unfounded lies
Do the smiling brownshirts make you feel at home?

And here’s to you, Damn Republicans,
Jesus hates you more than you can know, wo-wo-wo
God take you please, Damn Republicans,
Hell still has lots of space, they say, hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey

The extent of your misdeeds the world may never know,
you could not be gambling with higher stakes.
Dirty little secrets, damned Republican affairs.
Most of all, hide the falafel from the kids.

“F” you all too, Damn Republicans,
Jesus hates you more than you can know, wo-wo-wo
God take you please, Damn Republicans,
Hell still has lots of space, they say, hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey

Destruction of the whole world’s environment,
and you say “Golly gee, that’s great”,
lie about it, die about it
have you heard the news?
Every way we look at it, we lose.

Where have you gone, strong Democrats,
a nation turns it’s crying eyes to you, woo woo woo
What’s that you say, Mister Anchorman?
Opposition died and went away, hey hey hey, hey hey hey…

Published in: General | on May 24th, 2005 | No Comments »

Country to Ruin

There’s a bastard who knows
that black oi-l is gold
and he’s driving this country to ruin.
when Karl Rove tells him so
if he’s poll-ing real low
with a lie he can mis-lead the nation.
Oooh, oooh, and he’s driving this country to ruin.

There’s a sign on the wall,
says mis-sion ac-comp-lish-ed
but you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a room on the Hill,
there’s a Scotsman who says
“this is the mot-her of all smoke-screens”…
Oooh, it makes me wonder,
oooh, it makes me wonder…

There’s a feeling I get
when I look to the East
and my spirit is crying for Freedom.
In my thoughts I have seen
mushroom clouds through the trees,
and the voices of those who did nothing.
Oooh, it makes me wonder
oooh, it really makes me wonder

And it’s whispered that soon
if we all call the tune,
the the people will lead us to reason.
And a new age will dawn,
for those who stood strong,
and the forums will echo with laughter…

If there’s some bullshit in your newscast,
don’t be alarmed now,
they’re just shilling for the White House.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
but in the long run,
there’s still just time to change the road we’re on.
And it makes me wonder…

Recruiters coming, and they won’t go,
in case you don’t know;
The Chimp’s calling you to join him.
Dear people, can you see your lives go,
and did you know,
things in Iraq are looking diiiiiiiiiiiiiiim…

And as we wind on down the road,
our soldiers sold out for black gold,
there comes a bastard we all know
who looks like death and Karl told
the War on Terror’s, good as gold
And if we all try really hard,
the time will come to us at last,
when all are one and one is all,
and we can show BushCo the door…

Bush is dri-ii-ving this count-ry to ru-innnnnnnnn…

Published in: General | on May 23rd, 2005 | No Comments »