Funny… but for real?

A post on Kos details the “Top Ten Reasons I Don’t Date Republicans” as – supposedly – written by California Representative Linda Sanchez. It’s hilarious, and all too true… I’m just not convinced it’s actually something that the Representative wrote, as I can’t seem to find it on her website. Nonetheless…

10. The only time they believe in fiscal restraint is when the dinner bill comes.

9. His idea of getting to second base is fondling my stock portfolio.

8. He thinks that Emily’s List is a call girl service.

7. His idea of oral stimulation is getting me to recite the Contract with America.

6. He thinks that white pantyhose and pearls are sexy–and you should see what he wants me to wear.

5. Because when Republicans say that they want to create opportunities for minorities, that means they want to date me and [her sister] Loretta.

4. Despite all the hype, I still can’t find his weapon of mass destruction.

3. His pending prison term for political corruption is just another excuse for him to be emotionally unavailable.

2. Republicans are only interested in screwing the poor.

1. Because they make love like they make war: they lie to get in and don’t have a plan for what to do once they get there.

If anyone can prove or disprove that it came from the Congresswoman, I’d love to hear it…

Published in: General | on October 21st, 2005| Comments Off on Funny… but for real?

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