I checked my email this afternoon, and this strange sight met me in my inbox:
Bibles for lepers – not just any lepers, but Christian lepers? While I’m glad, I guess, that these spammers aren’t trying to solicit money to, you know, convert the heathen lepers… maybe, oh, I don’t know – medical care might be more useful to, and appreciated by, lepers than a bible?
Though Google has no knowledge of the “United Lepers Fellowship”, the idle mind has to wonder what sorts of secret handshakes they have and what kinds of arcane rituals they perform. Does one get expelled from the Fellowship for saying “pull my finger”, or “give me a hand”?