Dang the Liberal Media

I sure do hate that biased reporting from the liberal media. Don’t you?

As of the time I’m writing this, here are what three television networks are reporting as the state of the U.S. Senate, by party:

The highly unbiased Fox News: 49 Republican, 48 Democrat, and 2 Independant

The Communist News Network, CNN: 49 Republican, 50 Democrat, and 0 (yes, zero) Independant

Dan Rather’s old alma Matter, CBS: 49 Republican, 48 Democrat, and 2 Independant

The point being, in case you missed the snark, that CBS and Fox agree on the Senate results, while those America-hating pinkos at CNN totally ignore the all-powerful third party in our infamously two-party political system, thereby engendering despondency among true American patriots…

Liberal media. Huh.

Published in: General, History, 'D' for 'Dumb' | on November 8th, 2006|

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