Ick, eew, yikes, and wow…

Remember, kids, it’s not what you know, it’s who you know. In the case of 81-year-old Norman Bertram Coleman Senior, the “somebody” he knows is his son – smilin’ Norm Coleman, Minnesota’s millstone of a Senator.

Seems pappy was gettin’ it on with a much younger woman in a car outside Carbone’s Pizza in Saint Paul, and got popped by the police for, ahem, “lewd conduct” and “indecent exposure”. Had Junior not been Junior, I’m sure he’d be facing “soliciting a prostitute” and possibly some drug-related charges. Pappy, you need a prescription for them little purple pills…

Remember, kids: It’s O K If You’re (the father of) A (prominent) Republican. IOKIYAR.

Published in: 'D' for 'Dumb', General | on July 26th, 2006| Comments Off on Ick, eew, yikes, and wow…

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