Sea Shanties for Modern Pirates

Sea shanties for today’s pirates:

Kick ‘im in the goolies ’til he’s sober
kick ‘im in the goolies ’til he’s sober
kick ‘im in the goolies ’til he’s sober
or he pukes all o-ver!

Charge ‘im compound interest ’til he’s older
charge ‘im compound interest ’til he’s older
charge ‘im compount interest ’til he’s older
or he gives up bankrupt!

Draft him for the Armies of Freedom
draft him for the Armies of Freedom
draft him for the Armies of Freedom
or his sons and daughters!

The political sea shanty – a very underappreciated modern art form. 😀

Published in: General | on March 18th, 2006| Comments Off on Sea Shanties for Modern Pirates

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