I Iz Pootie (And I Needs to Haz Luvs)

I iz teh Sunz,
I iz teh Earth,
all the cuteness dat is criminally awsum.
And sumtimes youse
iz nothings in partikular.

You shutz your mouth!
How can you sez I
cares about things my own ways?
I iz pootie and I needs to haz luvs…
just like everybody else has.


Iz sad that you sucks so much;
You could be somebodies
dat really luvs me,
but you goes and does stuff all alone,
then you comes home
and you cries and you wants to die.

And you sez is gonna improve nao,
but what exactly does you knows?
See, you has already waited too long,
and all my hopez has gone.

You shutz your mouth!
How can you sez I
cares about things my own ways?
I iz pootie and I needs to haz luvs…
just like everybody else has.

——-

When you haz dreams of singing emo pooties, dat’s some hella powerful cough syrup dat you has taken…

Published in: Geekiness, General | on December 9th, 2009| Comments Off on I Iz Pootie (And I Needs to Haz Luvs)

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