бы?трые удары

For your entertainment, some quick tidbits of (dubious) news you probably missed, courtesy of various Russian news websites / propaganda organs:

Last week, a river in Moscow caught on fire, which was something I thought only happened in Chicago Cleveland;

There are still no real details about what went on, but it appears the M/V Arctic Sea, the hijacked Russian freighter from this summer, will return to sea this week after the completion of the Russian “investigation”.

Pravda, never ones to pull punches with their headlines, tell you everything you need to know about the state of Moscow – Pyongyang relations with North Korea Starts Acting Like Dying Vermin. Maybe that sounds a bit nicer in Russian?

Also from Pravda, my go-to source for hard-hitting journalism: Thirteen Terribly Weird Facts About Women. My favorite? “After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.”

And last but not least, some tips from Ria Novosti on how to transform your car into an armoured fortress in a handful of easy steps. I’m not sure Q would approve, but I think it’s fairly cool.

(Babelfish tells me “бы?трые удары”, the title of this post, is Russian for “quick hits”. With my luck, it’s probably something more along the lines of “speedy beatings”, or “rapid popular music singles”. Gods bless computerized mis-translation.)

Published in: General | on November 3rd, 2009| 3 Comments »

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  1. On 11/3/2009 at 4:26 pm fasolamatt Said:


    Cleveland is the home of the “burning river”.

    matt in mac-groveland

  2. On 11/3/2009 at 5:33 pm Nemo Said:

    Oops, so it is. I thought the Chicago River had caught fire in the ’80s, but Google isn’t helping me out on that.

    Thanks, my bad.

  3. On 11/6/2009 at 4:30 am Sandy Said:

    You are right, “бы?трые удары” are indeed “speedy beatings” as in “I can punch you in the face ten times in one second”. If you ever need help with anything Russian, drop me an email any time 🙂