Did You Know?

While browsing the internet this week, I stumbled across this breaking news story which I felt deserved considerably more widespread attention.

The gist of the story? Unreported by the mainstream liberal media, hundreds of sailors aboard a U.S. Navy vessel somewhere have fallen deathly ill after being forcibly injected with some variety of complicated biological warfare agent masquerading as a “swine flu vaccine”, and two sailors – a Lieutenant Commander and a Chief Petty Officer – have died from the supposed vaccine.

All of this, of course, is being covered up by the ZOG military-industrial complex and their media puppets, so the only place you’ll hear about this horror is on the internet, where freedom reigns and everything is always true.

See, there’s a bit more to the story than that, though…

What you have to understand in order to appreciate the significance of this news story is that the “swine flu” doesn’t exist – it’s a fabrication (by the ZOG and their media puppets) designed to keep the masses frightened – the good old scare tactic of fear, uncertainty, and doubt.

Why frighten the masses? The more they worry about whether they’re going to contract swine flu, the less they have time to worry about that foreign-born Muslim traitor whose criminal supporters stole the Presidency of the United States of America from that one guy, the one with the crazy and inexperienced embarrassment of a running mate… what was his name, again? Anyway, the swine flu thing is really just one big domestic PSYOPS campaign, okay? Funded with your tax dollars, of course, but that’s probably okay, because they’re just Federal Reserve Notes, and so don’t have any Real Worth(TM), anyway. But I digress.

What’s even more sinister, though, is Part XVII, Section K of the plan, which involves forcibly injecting Americans with the supposed vaccine for the make-believe “swine flu”. Why? Well, aside from the fact that it’s just the latest in a long line of covert bio-warfare tests carried out on an unsuspecting populace, it seems that the “swine flu vaccine” will in fact kill you, or chemically castrate you.

Or both, if you’re really lucky.

Why would you want to kill or sterilize tens of millions of Americans? I mean, that seems really preposterous, right? Well… it’s like this:

The foreign-born Muslim traitor-in-chief dude wants to turn America into a socialist state, right? Obviously, in order to do that, he and his brownshirts will have to do away with, you know, everyone who doesn’t like socialism, and stuff, and who doesn’t feel like reporting to a re-education camp to have God only knows what done to them. So, what’s a foreign-born ZOG traitor to do?

Kill and sterilize everyone who disagrees with him and his vision for a socialist utopia, naturally.

How? By injecting them with some sort of heinous biological warfare agent left over from the tail end of the cold war. But, since people aren’t just going to willingly line up to be knowingly injected with a potentially lethal cocktail of who-knows-what, the government generates all this hysteria about some made-up “swine flu”, encourages people to get “vaccinated”, and infects them with a fake vaccine, of course.

Now, I know that’s a lot to read and understand, so here’s the dumbed-down version of the ZOG plan to create a socialist utopia here in North America:

Kill or sterilize – with a fake vaccine for a made-up illness – everyone who has health insurance and can thus afford the “vaccine”.

It’s beautiful, isn’t it? I mean, doesn’t thinking about that just make you want to… cry?

Sponge off the state and abuse the welfare system, which wouldn’t even exist if it wasn’t for unAmerican slackers like you and “your kind”? Welcome to socialist nirvana, comrade, go smoke a blunt on Uncle Sam’s dime, mkay? Bust your balls to support the wife and the kids and the ex and her kids and stockpile ammunition and barely make ends meet and have health insurance? You’re fucked, pal. Death and sterility to capitalist stooges, et cetera, et cetera.

Sucks to be good law-abiding white Americans like us, doesn’t it?

Remember, you’ll never hear about it on the so-called “news” on TeeVee, because the government puppets don’t dare upset their military-industrial leaders, lest they find themselves censored by Big Brotha’. No, for hard-hitting truth, you need to stick to the internet, my friend, where everything you see, hear, smell, and feel is true, unless it’s part of some liberal socialist conspiracy to mislead you, in which case all bets are off.

(this post, by the way, was made possible by sarcasm and satire, two invaluable inventions of proud white Europeans who, despite living on the wrong continent and being stuck-up elitists who inexplicably and wrongly think they’re oh-so-much better than Americans, used to know the meaning of a hard day’s work before they went all soft and liberal and useless and stuff, meaning it’s okay to steal their shit ’cause they don’t really count, right Bubba?)

Published in: General | on September 29th, 2009| 4 Comments »

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  1. On 9/30/2009 at 2:25 am Viktor Said:

    Wait. I am from Sweden. We are already socialist baby killers. Why am I getting the vaccine?

    Maybe I am getting a different shot that will turn me into an overlord fit to rule the US. I hope I get x-ray vision.

  2. On 9/30/2009 at 8:18 pm z Said:

    imho it should not be considered sarcasm or satire if a disclaimer is provided

  3. On 9/30/2009 at 8:55 pm Nemo Said:

    In an ideal world, disclaimers wouldn’t be necessary, but I’ve discovered – the hard way – that the world’s most humorless people are generally quite good at (intentionally?) misinterpreting things that seem obvious to their smarter and more reasoned betters. 🙂 (I can live quite happily without an inbox full of hate mail…)

    Keep in mind, what I’ve written above, as hyperbolic and sarcastic as it was intended to be, is actually quite a bit tamer than things written by (apparently) True Believers(TM) in some of these outlandish theories.

    Viktor: Why would you want x-ray vision? American women go around in public 75% naked as is, and surely one of the benefits of being an overlord is the ability to mandate that all the cute people wear “Slave Leia” costumes? That’s like having a time machine you only use to buy groceries in the past with, when everything was cheaper… Ambitions, man! Think big! 🙂

  4. On 10/1/2009 at 2:27 pm *Ahem*ist Said:

    You do realise that socialism is the transition between a capitalist society and one where the community controls itself and the workers control the workplace… NOTHING like Obama is doing…

    If anything he’s nationalising sections of the American health care system. He’s still, in my libertarian commie eyes, a capitalist pig.