Bill O’Reilly is Gay

It’s as good an explanation as any for why he’s no damned nuts. The way I see it, Billy’s a gay, S&M afficionado who likes being a bottom, but the big pustule on his ass – you know the one I’m talking about – makes it excruciatingly painful for him to take it up the bunghole. Like so many other self-loathing closet homosexuals, he became a Republican, and in perfect lockstep with the party pursues a course of action against gays and all those who support them.

We all hate in others what we fear most in ourselves, after all.

I really, really want on Bill’s enemy list, if you can’t tell.

Published in: General | on November 30th, 2005| 1 Comment »

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  1. On 2/3/2008 at 3:48 pm alfred Said:

    Bill’s gay for sure. He shows all the symptoms classic closet homosexual who hasn’t got the cohunas to come out. He’ll die a broke, disgraced and (even more) pitiful old pervert.